Just an FYI for my readers: Thursday night I managed to do a good job of slicing the middle finger on my right hand open. CJ dressed the wound, but it is still extremely painful and doesn't seem to want to stop bleeding completely.
Needless to say, my ability to type has been degraded.
More stories will follow soon, perhaps after seeing the doctor tomorrow.
For now all I can do is heal and laugh at the whole mess.