A close shave

The phone call started out innocently enough; I was picking up a few last minute things for our Samhain fest at one of the local party stores, and thought I would ask Dirty Debbie what kind of mask she would like, because she was sans mask at the moment.
"I don't care - just hurry home, NOW - I need you!" the mistress of the dark commanded.
I knew from her tone of voice that she was somewhat serious, and that something was most definitely up.
Quickly paying for my purchases, I exited the store and drove hurriedly home, wondering just what Deb had gotten herself into.

Arriving home a short time later, Deb was nowhere to be found, so I mounted the staircase to the loft in search of the Goddess, only to find her spread out nekid on our bed , surrounded by her "toys", and looking very bear way down yonder.
"I need your expert opinion, and some assistance." she purred, spreading her legs out for me to see a gloriously shaved bald pussy just aching for my attention.
"I can't see all the way down there, and I think I missed a spot.."

Now Deb hadn't wanted to be bald as a cue ball in her neither regions before, so the sight of her smooth cunt was something of a pleasant shock to behold.
Coming closer, she reminded me that I needed to use baby powder with her new trimming tools, and reaching for the talc, I spilled too much on her, as she reminded me that there was a fine makeup brush for which to spread it upon the area to be shaved.
Stoking her gently with the brush, she clenched her fists and tensed up, and I knew from her reaction that she had been playing with one of her toys while awaiting my arrival.

Reaching for the razor, I finished quickly what she had started, leaving her clean and smooth.
While spreading the powder around some more in order to get every last hair, I couldn't help myself from gently manipulating her pussy, rubbing her clit in a circular motion, pressing my fingers into her flower ever so slowly as I brought her clitoris to a fully erect state.

Mmmm... I so enjoy seeing Debbie's clit so aroused, so I decided to put the brush down along with my glasses, and taste the dew that was emanating from her flower.
"Ahhhhhhh.... Ohhhhh.... Ooooooo!"
"Ahhhhh ahhh ahhh..."
Now with these moans emanating from the Goddess, who could help but not want to push a finger or two up her pussy in order to get to the internal G spot; could you?
Licking her rapidly with my tongue, I quickened my pace until Deb arched her back in a spasm of orgasm, climaxing in a rush of sweet fluid from between her thighs.

Faced with this visage, what was a boy to do but show her that I too was aroused, so I stood up and slowly unzipped my trousers just the way I know that she likes, allowing her to see the head of my cock poking precariously out of my bikini underwear, erect, and standing at attention.
The gleam in Deb's eyes told me what she wanted next.. Mr. Happy in her mouth.

Now Deb doesn't exaggerate about how much she likes to suck cock, and quite frankly, she's a pro when it comes to fellatio, so when she put her lips around my mushroom, it was like velvet.
Slurping furiously, she devoured my cock like a creamsicle, while slowly massaging my balls to the point that I could no longer stand.
Pushing her down on the bed, I stopped to behold the joy of bald pussy lips, and her still aroused clit, basking in a sight that I had not beheld in quite a long time.
Still slippery from my finger fucking, I couldn't hold back any longer, and placed my cockhead on her cunt lips, making slow strokes in and out as she likes before I plunge headlong (so to speak) into her well lubricated pussy.
"Ahhhh!" I said to myself, "There's nothing like the feeling of Deb's pussy." So tight, so smooth, yet yielding to my whims while silently begging me to fuck her like a stallion.

Friendly readers, when Dirty Debbie cums, it gushes, and she knows it. "I'm going to soak your balls with my cum!" she intoned throatily, and that she did. Three times.
Faster and faster I rode her, building to that moment of ecstasy where we join together as one, when suddenly she looked into my eyes terrified and said "Oh crap! This is the WORST possible day we could be doing this!!!"
Fuck.
Not wanting to be a buzz kill, something clicked in my brain and even though I was just about to burst my hot jizz inside her, I used a Hindu technique that I learned long ago and instead, emptied my cum into my bladder instead of Deb's throbbing (no exhaduration) pussy. Pulling out to check for the dreaded precum, I saw nothing, and knew my training was still in tact.

No matter. There was still pussy to fuck, I was hot, and Deb was still horny as hell.
Lets just end it this way: Dirty Debbie lived up to her name this time like every time, and bravely staggered downstairs after our ordeal to continue her preparations for our party, even though her hands and most of her body were still shaking.
Needless to say, she was pretty worn out this morning, and went to work sore from the workout and our orgasmic cosmic climax.

Thinking

Dirty Debbie is thinking about her next post.
Will it be a work of fiction?
Will it be an accounting of her with CJ?
Maybe just some musings on being a sexblogger.
We shall see
But for now, Dirty Debbie sits and 'thinks'

Happy Halloween

H A P P Y
H A L L O W E E N ! !

I don't know whether this would be considered being a good witch or a bad witch.

So New - So Hot !

I'm still shaking...from a fantastic lovemaking session that has just ended with CJ.
The man spoils me relentlessly.
First thing this morning CJ took a couple of pics of me. I was wearing a favorite of his...a flannel 'boyfriend' nightshirt from Victoria's Secret.
Then later I shaved my pussy bare for the first time, with CJ's help.
That was a real turn on for me and I played with one of my favorite toys for a while, a clit tickler attached to my vibrator.
Then it moved on to CJ's tongue working that wonderful magic on my clit...then onto a major fuck fest...not to say it wasn't beautiful lovemaking, it was just intense.
Better yet, I felt so at ease that we got a total of 34 pics out of it!
I have to go through them and see what I'll put on the blog, but needless to say there will be some good pics soon.

Halloween is my favorite holiday, partially because I'm Wicca, so today and the next day will be busy. That's why there aren't many details about the great lovemaking session or the pics yet, but it will come.
Maybe if we're lucky we can get CJ to put his 2 cents in.

So hold on folks....I'm cumming !

Sexual Truth ?

All those polls out there!
They are becoming the sound bites of blogging and I have fallen for them. They are quick and easy ways to revel yourself to your readers, so here goes.
I got this one from Everything Nice at Bubblegum Meltdown, newly discovered by CJ.

1. How old are you/male or female? 46/female
2. How many people have you slept with? Of the same sex (so far) none(but hoping that will change), Other sex approx. 25
3. Lost virginity at what age? 17
4. How many blow jobs/oral sex have you given? Let see, 1..2..3..honey not enough, I love 'em.
5. How many one nightstands? I think 3
6. Ever banged your friend'’s significant other? No
7. Ever cheated? Not while I was married, once with a boyfriend
8. How often do you masturbate? mmmm.funny it depends, I would say average 4 times a week.
9. What do you masturbate to? What don't I? stories, pic, movies, male, female...mostly sex...lol
10. Most forbidden person you wanted to bang? I would have done my best friend's husband, but I didn't crave him. Another highly forbidden person I did bang, but that's a whole other story.
11. Ever had a gay/lesbian experience? Not really, again hoping to have the opportunity.
12. Like the taste of pussy? Have only tasted my own, but it's like potato chips, I'd keep munching.
13. Like the taste of cum? Depends, I had a diabetic lover...his was sweeter, overall, I swallow, let's just keep it at that.
14. Use toys? Oh yes...yes...yes
15. Ever masturbated at work? Yes, both in the ladies room and at my desk.
16. Craziest place you've had sex? Again a long interesting story prefaces it, but I would say the back of the YMCA community center in lover's hometown.
17. Like anal? Yes, on occasion
18. Foot fetish? Nope...feet are usually weird looking to me.
19. Weirdest thing you have masturbated with? You pick: my fingers or my toys....that's it.
20. Met anyone off Craig's List and had sex the first night? Nope, never got that bad.
21. How many porns do you have? Have downloaded a lot from the web, but no actual tapes or discs.
22. Faked an orgasm? No, "life's too short to fake it" is my motto.
23. Favorite position? Got to go with the doggie if it's hot money sex, it leaves so mapossibilitiesies...spanking, hairpulling, clit tickles...is it getting hot in here? For good old fashoned love-making I'd like to face my lover somewhere along the way.
24. Ever paid for sex? Nope...never had to.
25. Ever had sex in a club? No...no desire to.
26. How many is too many? I wish this question were more specific.
27. Ever had group sex? Yep...I do like a nice threesome (aka Debbie sandwich)
28. Ever had cyber sex? Yep, it's how I discovered more and more of my sexuality, but I haven't done it in a few years.
29. Phone sex? Yes, even better than cyber...I would love to get paid for it....I'm good.
30. Dirtiest Fantasy? None, it's only dirty if you doing it wrong...lol
31. Ever taped yourself? Nope, not sure I'm there it, even though I have watched myself in a mirror.
32. Taken dirty pictures? Of course (took 2 this morning)....and hopefully more and more.
33. Ever had sex with someone and didn't know his or her name? No..that's too cold.
34. Ever had sex with anyone famous? Not yet.
35. Feel like masturbating now? Too early, maybe later.
36. Fucked a co-worker? Yes, another good story...he was 19 and married I was 31...only lasted about a year, but it was fun.
37. Used someone? No, again too cold.
38. When it comes to shallow attraction, what body part does it for you the most? mmmm, often it's a combination....eyes and butt.
39. Ever hate fuck somebody? nope, interesting concept though.
40. Do you enjoy the dirty talk in bed? Yes, oh yes...got that from my cybering and phone sex
41. Consider fucking someone who writes you as a result of this poll? Nope, in a commited relationship with the best guy I've have had in bed not to mention he's my soulmate.

Debbie Takes Dicktation

This is the continuation of No Work.....

Instructing him to my take slip off, he happily complied and got a nice surprise: I wasn’t wearing any panties. He was face to face with my bald pussy, framed by my garter belt and stockings.Dropping to his knees, he buried his face between my already swollen lips. I could feel his nose on my clit as his tongue slurped at my slit, making it even more slippery. I held his face close to me as I moaned out. This was almost too much, I widened my stance as he moved under me, tickling my asshole with his tongue, then finding my clit, and he gently sucked my hot swollen nib between his lips. It didn’t take a lot of his sucking and flicking to make me cum on his face. He stood up and I kissed and licked my juices off his lips and from his mouth.Again I backed off from him and pulled my tits out and over my bra, another feeling I like: my bra still on, but my tits free.So my tits were the next thing my new lover would explore, rubbing, kissing, nibbling, and yes my favorite, sucking. As he did this my hands moved between his thighs and found his rock hard cock. That meat had to be freed, it seemed so uncomfortable. I loosened his belt and unzipped him, then out of his pants, throbbing, looking as though he was gasping for air emerged a fine, stiff dick.

“Do you give head?, it’s OK if you don’t, but…..”

Before he was able to finish I was on my knees, licking his balls and listening to his moans. I rolled his nuts over my tongue then took long lollipop licks up the underside of his man meat. His meat smelled and tasted as good as the cologne I had enjoyed everyday over the past couple of months. He could stand the licks for a while, but finally had reached the tipping point. I reached his cockhead and he grabbed my head, pulling my hair he forced my take him down my throat. He moaned out again saying “Oh, I’ve never had it like this! That’s it.. suck my cock”
I sucked hard as he pumped in and out of my face. I could feel the inside of my cheeks hitting his hard cock, it was hot against the walls of my mouth and it tasted great! My nails ran up the inside of his thighs causing another moan and he said “Ohh god I can feel that in my balls.”
That was the cue for me to hum on his meat stick and massage his balls. He pumped faster and let me know he was ready to cum. I held onto the base of his cock, pulled him out of my mouth and let him spray his man milk over my tits. I started to eat his hot cum from my hard nipples, but soon he joined me licking his hot milk off me too.

He fell back onto the couch, smiling and catching his breath.
While he relaxed on the couch, I moved to the edge of his desk. My pussy was so hot, so wet, so swollen now that I needed to work on some relief. I put my feet up, spread my legs and made sure that ‘he’ had a good view of my red, slick pussy.
“This is what you did to me and I need to do something about it”

A smile came across his face when I moved a hand down to just cup my pussy and play with it. I looked around his desk and found what I needed, an empty Coke bottle. I looked ‘him’ straight in the eye as I slowly pushed the neck of the bottle into my cunt. He smiled again and kept watching, I swear I saw his cock twitch. I slowly pushed the bottle farther and farther inside me. The cool glass felt good against the walls of my steaming snatch. I loosened up more, moaned out and with my free hand I played with my clit. Rhythmically I clamped down on and loosened up on the bottle with my pussy. Keeping this up for a little while, my audience was totally captive and his cock was starting to twitch and grow hard again.

I took a couple of large paper clips from the desk and fastened them onto my nipples, ohh…yummy!
Only a few more minutes of me playing with myself, coming closer and closer to the edge he got up and came to the desk. He took the bottle out of me, and the paper clips off my nipples.

Then, finally, finally what I needed…his cock in my cunt.
He pushed me over the edge of the desk, I turned to look behind me as grabbed his cock and began to enter my aching pussy from behind. We both moaned out, it was so sweet, it felt so good, so much better than I had hoped. Soon he had a perfect pace going and I couldn’t get enough of it….”Fuck me you bastard, fuck me harder”
He slammed into me a few more times, pulled out, and rolled me onto my back on top of the desk.
Papers and supplies flew off as he entered me again and pulled my feet up to rest on his shoulders. He was hot, hard, and slippery with my juices. I watched his glistened cock disappear into me, faster, and faster. He was inside me up to the hilt, balls slapping on my ass, “Ohhh god you’re good, make me cum fucker, I want to cum again!” He breath quicken as he fucked me deep and hard with one thumb playing with my clit. I could feel that wave taking over my entire body, then the sweet explosion….”Ahhh I’m cuuummmming!!”

With that he exploded again, making my pussy even hotter and sloppier with his cum. He pulled out of me and let me know what a sweet cream pie I had. He then took a final slurp of my pussy and kissed me. We ate each other’s cum and enjoyed their mingling in our mouths.
When I could get my footing I straightened up and got dressed.
I kissed him on the cheek, said “Good to see that you’re doing fine.”, and left.

On Monday he was back to his regular schedule so we rode the elevator together, nodded, and smiled, a little more knowingly now.

One funny thing, I still don’t know his name!

All Work And No Play

It was always a great way to start and end my work days. Somehow I almost always ran into ‘him’ in the underground garage, then shared the elevator ride up to our offices, his on the 10^th floor, mine on the 18^th. At the end of the day we usually shared that same ride back down to the garage. We’ve never been formally introduced, just the usual workplace nods and smiles with a quick “good morning” or “hi” when the day started and “ ‘nite” when we were leaving. There was nothing exceptional about his looks, he was always dressed nicely, very GQ, and he smelled great ! If my nose didn’t deceive me it was Calvin Klein’s Eternity for Men. There was nothing I could put my finger on, but I found him intriguingly sexy.

It’s funny - maybe even all in my head - but lately it seemed as though the smiles were lasting longer and the glances were becoming more direct. Sometimes the thought of him made me smile during my dreary day. All this happened, day in, day out through most of the gloomy winter months. By the time spring bloomed I was getting curious about ‘him’. Could we ride more than just the elevator together? What would it be like?
Problem is that I had no idea how to approach the situation. I didn’t even know his name !
Then it was as though I went on auto-pilot one day. I started wearing more provocative clothing, at least as much as is allowed in the workplace. I was putting on my prettier lingerie in the morning, choosing blouses with a bit more reveling neckline, dresses with a shorter hemline, and shoes with a bit more heel to them.
I didn’t add to my jewelry, make-up, or fragrance, figuring that would be a bit much.

One day an opportunity arose and I had to jump on it, so to speak.
I hadn’t seen ‘him’ in the garage or in the elevators in the morning or evening for several days. Of course, I knew he could be on vacation or even sick, but that Friday night at 5:00 pm. I thought it be a great excuse to visit the 10^th floor office and look for him. By the time I got down there most people were gone; after all it was a Friday at 5:00 pm, and half the lights were dimmed. I looked around at the offices, very nice, but no luck finding ‘him’ until finally I reached a corner office that still had lights glowing, the door was open so I walked by. There ‘he’ was.
I felt blood rushing through my body, my face felt warm and flushed, but I was determined to act as a woman who knows what she wants rather than a silly schoolgirl….
“Hi, I haven’t seen you for a few days and was wondering if you were all right” I said as soon as he looked up from his desk at me.
“I needed to change my hours for this week, I’ve been working from noon to 8:00 pm.”
“So we’ve just been missing each other” I answered.
“I know I missed you” he said as he stood up from his desk.
He moved towards me, I felt frozen for a moment thinking, ‘what do I do?’ As he got closer I felt a lot calmer for two reasons: one, he was shutting the door to his office, and two, I could tell under that nice blue suit was a growing, dare I say, raging hard-on.

You know what I thought, don’t you? ….yummy!

I pretended not to notice and just kept smiling until he grabbed me by the shoulders and kissed me, forcing his tongue between my lips and teeth and into my mouth, wildly exploring me as he pushed the rock in his pants against my thigh. I returned the kisses with the same enthusiasm. His kisses soon moved to my neck, then my ear. He held me tight as he whispered in my ear, ”I know you want what I want honey, tell me”
I whispered back, “Yes, I’ve wanted to know how your body felt for months now”
“I’m yours honey, I want to fuck you, fuck you just the way you want” he said soothingly.

I stepped back and out of his embrace and started to strip for him. It was a way to tune into my body first, so then he could be totally tuned in to it later. He sat down on the couch as I unbuttoned my blouse, teasing in the way my body moved and how I looked at him. I let it fall to the floor as I unzipped the back of my skirt, it slipped past my hips and was soon a crumpled mass at my feet.
Stepping out of it and moving closer to ‘him’, I was now only dressed in a white lace bra, a half slip that covered a white garter belt that was holding up my white stocking, and my high heels.

Tomorrow: Debbie Takes Dicktation

*note: images are thanks to Naughty America