I’m sure you’ve seen it, even if you weren’t aware of it: the FFB.
The Freshly Fucked Breakfast.
Go to a diner or your favorite breakfast spot on a Saturday or Sunday morning and you’ll see small women eating enormous breakfasts. It looks a little amiss. Of course, not only small women are eating FFB’s, it’s just most obvious with them.
Usually they are with men that look relaxed.
I thought about this as I ate my FFB this past Sunday morning. It consisted of cranberry juice, applesauce, cheese, bacon, toast with jam, and a couple of eggs over medium.
I know that I have been doing this for years and years. The FBB meal is almost the absolute finale to me. It is always an extremely enjoyable meal.
Here’s my theory:
I think that my FBB is in all actuality a primitive response to intercourse. I think it’s my mammalian body preparing itself for a pregnancy.
Makes sense to me.
What do you think?
And for the women out there, do you have FBB’s? What about the men?