Thursday, June 1, 2006

The F.F.B.

I’m sure you’ve seen it, even if you weren’t aware of it: the FFB.
The Freshly Fucked Breakfast.
Go to a diner or your favorite breakfast spot on a Saturday or Sunday morning and you’ll see small women eating enormous breakfasts. It looks a little amiss. Of course, not only small women are eating FFB’s, it’s just most obvious with them.
Usually they are with men that look relaxed.
I thought about this as I ate my FFB this past Sunday morning. It consisted of cranberry juice, applesauce, cheese, bacon, toast with jam, and a couple of eggs over medium.

I know that I have been doing this for years and years. The FBB meal is almost the absolute finale to me. It is always an extremely enjoyable meal.

Here’s my theory:
I think that my FBB is in all actuality a primitive response to intercourse. I think it’s my mammalian body preparing itself for a pregnancy.
Makes sense to me.

What do you think?
And for the women out there, do you have FBB’s? What about the men?


Torn Shorts said...

Hi Deb...
Just was wandering around and found your blog. I'm really enjoying catching up!
Hope you don't mind but I've added you to my fave list on my blog. Stop by sometime and say hi.
And maybe we can catch each other on Yahoo for some playtime!

Lustfully yours,

Cherrie said...

My man almost always makes me a hearty breakfast on the weekends.

He does this after he fucks the hell out of me.

But I never made the connection before now!

Desireous said...

Hmm, no ffb here. I used to never eat breakfast at all. Now I just eat something quick and small to appease my blood sugar.


ArkayToday said...

I've never considered this before. I'll have to get out more and look for it (and examine our own habits once Mrs. Arkay and I start fucking again).

My first thought was that it's a substitue for the After Sex Cigarette, but I like you're theory that it's primal better.

drc said...

You burn a lot of calories fucking so it only natural for your body to crave food to replace what it lost. As for me, I do get hungry afterwards but I have to watch it, too much of a meal after a good fuck session and I'm out like a light!

good girl said...

Yes! Griz cooks my a big breakfast on the weekends after a long morning romp. And I always get the munchies after sex., no matter what time of day.

Anastasia said...

Yep, I get it...but aside from the procreative aspect, there's also the need to stock up on more energy for more sex as well.

single gal said...

yay - i just had one of those!